Classics

yousucksir:

Senior Student:  “Sir, this book seriously sucks.”

Me:  “Jane Austen is beloved around the world and her novels are considered classics.  Just give it a chance.”

Him:  “If I was interested in a bunch of boring people who do nothing and gossip all day, I can hang around the cafeteria.”  

(via englishmajorhumor)

It would super fantastic if Midol would actually fucking work.

"My dear Jane!” exclaimed Elizabeth, "you are too good. Your sweetness and disinterestedness are really angelic; I do not know what to say to you. I feel as if I had never done you justice, or loved you as you deserve.”

(via myownliteraryself)

The minute you start to strategize too much, the more you start to think you’re in control of your own fate. And you’re not, really.

(via out-in-the-open)

"North By Northwest" (1959) dir. by Alfred Hitchcock

(via the-dark-city)

Audrey Hepburn. Photographed by Terry O’Neill. (1967)

(via fuckyeahvintage-retro)

wickedclothes:

Chewbacca / Han Solo Reversible Hoodie

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“Sir, I admit your general rule,
That every poet is a fool,
But you yourself may serve to show it,
That every fool is not a poet.”
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge (via observando)

(via myownliteraryself)