“Fuck, my tea.”
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via englishmajorinrepair)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “Knock-knock.”
4yo: “Who’s there?”
3yo: “Knock-knock.”
4yo: “Who’s there?”
3yo: “….”
4yo: “Who’s there?”
3yo: “….”
4yo: “WHO’S THERE?!?!”
3yo: “Banana peel.”

Real jokes.

motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
image

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

(via crystallized-teardrops)

“That’s what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. Most people love you for who you pretend to be.”
— Jim Morrison (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Have a safe and positive evening!

thatkindofwoman:

I hold myself as accountable as him, all this time later. When I now realize I came in like a hurricane. No warning, with passion, and demands. Wreckage. He kept up quite well, tempered me down a bit. Then he just decided to let me go on the path of partnership alone.

I blame him. I blame him for…

Gah this is gorgeous.

exulansis

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it—whether through envy or pity or simple foreignness—which allows it to drift away from the rest of your life story, until the memory itself feels out of place, almost mythical, wandering restlessly in the fog, no longer even looking for a place to land.

Whoah.

“If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room”
— (via metalhearted)

(via metalhearted)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via metalhearted)

sniffing:

so netflix can update its look but it can’t can’t update its tv shows & movies….

(via whatthehell-castiel)

the-art-of-misdirection:

It’s true. You do get more cynical the older you get. Everyone does.
What older people don’t tell you is that they are still children to some degree, too.

Now I’m telling you. Accept both.

Jensen randomly starts singing and Jared is pleasantly surprised (x)

Currently on a diet of nicotine and caffeine.

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

(via ant0rm)